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June 5, 2009

The Greatest things about Gays

#1 Chivalry

Gays have tons of CASH....and love to spend it.  One thing most notably obvious about is their Chivalrous spending habits. 

Gays are known to splurge with ease. Money is never an issue to a homosexual. It's part of their culture to not live a little...but live a Lot; and by that I mean Shopping-sprees at High-end Stores, Fashion Accessories, Sports Cars, Trips to Resorts, Vacation-trips to exotic locations, needless exhibitions of Flamboyance and Cocaine....lots of Cocaine. 

My first roommate was a 40+ yr old Gay Man. He loved life dearly and often partied every night after work. Victor (his name) wouldn't arrive home till the wee hours of the morning; fall asleep for about an hour or two and be off again to work. This was his daily routine but he never looked tired and like most Homosexuals was usually cheerful. 

Being addicted to Crack, Victor suffered frequent visual hallucinations; believing he was under scrutiny by Federal authorities, just as in the case of Russel Crowe's Character in a Beautiful Mind

Victor was really generous and even sometimes...too generous. First of all, he charged a lowly $250 dollars as Monthly rent for the Room I sheltered in. Rooms-for-rent in New York City in 2005 scaled from $800 to $1,200, depending on the part of the City you were renting from. To have to pay such an affordable amount for housing in any part of New York usually required the willingness to perform services on the part of the Rentee....wink! wink!. 

Most spaces listed on Craigslist.org with affordable prices, were geared towards women. Some of these Landlords would provide specific details of sexual favors in exchange for subsidized or discounted rent. 

These were devious acts issued by these unscrupulous weirdo-Landlords who found no shame in taking advantage of the direly Financial situations of some unfortunate Women. 

Come to think of it...I wonder if anyone signed up for that sort of thing?

Victor never requested nor expected any favors in return for the discount. He was just aa warm-hearted individual, who grew up in a home that was prejudice towards his sexuality, constantly persecuted him and left him emotionally scarred in that process.

However, he grew up to be a rather Skinny individual with a huge heart. He was kind enough to hook me up with invitations to the City's biggest parties and often share his meals with me.

If it wasn't for Vicktor, I would have probably been a College drop-out by now, because I couldn't make ends meet whilst in School, taking care of my daughter and myself. 





June 3, 2009

What motivates a killer?

What is the Motivation of a Killer?

Disclaimer: Before reading the following Article, I would first like to proclaim that the contents of this Article are not intended to instill nor Facilitate violent behavior in anyone who reads it. I'm in no way instructing, promoting nor entertaining the use/idea/notion of killing any living creature. Read at your own Risk

What motivates a Killer? What's the engine that drives a person to take the life of another
person? Why do some people have an aversion towards violent behavior whereas
others remain in an unflinching drive to Kill others.

To begin with this analysis, let's first delve into the primary goal
of man.

Mans foremost primary objective is to sustain it's own life before the lives of others. This factor inherently applies to all living creatures.

Why would a man with such substantial knowledge embedded in his DNA, be capable of committing the heinous of Murder.

The motivation behind all this, is MOTIVE. It should be understood that Man kills (in most cases) when the right motive presents itself, usually in the form of Self-defense, to avoid pain and suffering i.e. Theft, Larceny or to Alleviate symptoms with inexplicable causes i.e. Mass-murdering/Serial Killing.

Police always underline motive in their investigations. Motive plays a huge factor in decision making. Some of you may be familiar with the saying "A hungry man, is an Angry man."

That quote serves as the explanation for all Deaths resulting from Armed-Robberies at Neighborhood Grocery Stores and Homes.

When Hunger, Poverty and other forms of Suffering coagulates to form an imminently grave "Situation", where fear of death through Suffering can occur, then then that situation is capable of Motivating Man. When Man is seized in that Situation's destructive web, he finds himself intently adamant to rid himself of the circumstances. This may be transmitted in the decision to uphold the property of another, who is free from entanglement. The Sufferer will attempt to do whatever necessary to secure himself in this place of Financial Freedom; even Killing members of the other party and those nearby if possible.

O.J. killed his wife because she believed his wife to be with another
man so probably feeling emasculated, attemped to heal his wounds by
killing his wife and her lover.

Yes he did Kill her....get over it.

Men go to war because each side believes the other to be liable for
wrongdoing and since a verbal agreement can't be reached then military
warfare ensues.

Each soldier on the battlefield is motivated by fear of dying. This fear thrusts the Soldier in a destructive, desensitized state, which is conducive for Killing.

Fear of dying; in order to avoid death and return home to his loved
ones and fear of suffering a painful death.


May 23, 2009

Xmen Origins: Wolverine Review

X-men origins was expected to deliver a digestible and plausible story about the forming of Professor Xavier's Men, but instead treated its fans with an expected tangential Hollywood plot, helmed by an insufferable supporting cast of actors with roles whom beseeched talent in every scene they were involved.

 

Fans of Superhero flicks are becoming increasingly frustrated with the ongoing needless Story-tweaking practices by Hollywood powers.

 

If we, the fans hunger for a plot that reflects 'reality' and espouses logical concepts then we can purchase tickets for a Ron Howard Movie.

 

It's like almost every time that a Movie based on fantasy comes to fruition, it's packaged with cheesy-lines ("I am Megatron", Transformers 2007) performed by terrible supporting actors, squandering the Movie's entire essence, leaving the main actor to sustain the credibility of the Movie alone, while valiantly holding on to the mere morsels and juices remained.

 

Speaking about no-talent celebrities involving themselves with acting, what's  Will.i.am got to do with Acting? He plays a mutant Cowboy with Teleportation powers but horribly fails to bring any emotion and delivery to his role.

 

Why is the history of the Bone-claw manipulated with? Who told the Director that Wolverine had claws as a Kid. Why is Hollywood always trying to make sense out of every Story?

 

Director: "It doesn't make sense that Adamantium claws spewed forth from in-between Wolverine knuckles . I mean why didn’t the claws grow out of his Butt?  So lets give him Bone-claws as a child and have the Adamantium compound lace onto them during the experiment, thereby awarding him with Adamantium claws…It's genius. "

 

Yep, that's exactly how it goes in Hollywood. There's always some idiot that's trying to make changes

 

The Movie fails in every aspect and it's cliche-ridden to the "T".

 

The Protagonist stumbles upon the Antagonist.  They each stand on opposite sides, with eyes fixed upon the other. 

 

Staring at each other, they manage to build enough rage. They each shout a battle-cry and charge towards the middle. Hmm…now where have you seen that before?

 

You would wonder how many times this happened in the Film? Well, almost every time Wolverine and Viktor came across one another.

 

The only supporting role that helped the movie was that of Gambit's. The uncanny X-men's wily mutant had a memorable role as Wolverine ally. He performed breathtaking card-tricks, threw a few of them as explosives and also used his Staff.

 

There were enough cool scenes involving Gambit, that will be deemed worthy by his fans.

 

All in all the Movie shouldn't have been made. The story was too complicated and immensely convoluted with subplots and Trivia. I found myself stumped during every few scenes trying to predict the Plots destination in order to make sense of it.

 

Rating: 2 Stars

May 22, 2009

What "IF" God was one of us?

The essential nature of being a Christian puts one in a place to denounce all others; non Christians.  It's goes without saying that every Christian truly believes that the only way to heaven is through our Savior Jesus Christ.
If one refuses to believe or fails to devote their entire lives to worshipping the Christian God, then he/she is doomed to suffer eternally in the fiery depths of hell.
God created the world and everything in it. All he asks if for us (humans) to devote our lives in praising his name and following the path of his only son Jesus Christ, who was brought into the world by the Virgin Mary, whilst leaving Joseph emasculated in the process.
Now Joseph was every man's worst nightmare. He worked his butt-off as a carpenter by trade. He toiled hammering and sawing in the scorching sun by day and all through the night. While doing all this work, the only thing that kept him going was the thought of eventually scoring it on with his Virgin wife. But then came the huge surprise.  Lets take a look at the dialogue that might have taken place.

It's a sunny afternoon. Joseph is in his usual state; busily working on a project, that has to be finished by day-break. Sweat dripping down his body coagulates into a gooey mass like the saliva from the creatures in The aliens movies.

Joseph spends most of his day doing carpentry. He's quite neglectful  towards  his wife and often times sleeps in the courtyard. The door leading to the courtyard is brushed open. Mary joyfully approaches her husband with some news.

Mary: "Hunny, I don't how to say this…but…(sighs for a moment). I'm Pregnant
Joseph: (alarmingly) Say what?
Mary: "I'm pregnant with the Lord's child."
Joseph's eyes are still fixed on his work. He can't manage to stop for a moments sake.
Joseph: (Sarcastically) "Oh really…that's great…fabulous…wonderful."

Mary begins to further explains how the pregnancy occurred. She proceeds with a story but (like all women) instead of "Getting to the Meat" of a story to the meat of the story, starts off on a tangent; referring to everything that occurred on that day, including a verbal altercation with her cousin Elizabeth.

Whilst doing this, Joseph remains focused on finishing his work but pretends to be listening by nodding his head twice every 5-secs.
This has been an implemented technique, he often used every time his Wife begun to ramble. However, he day dreams about the financial benefits of selling his project work.

A few months later, on a mid-summer night, Joseph interrogates his wife about the pregnancy in their bedroom.

Suddenly, their living room door is gently brushed open. By time Joseph was done putting on his boxers, his bedroom door opened and a man walked in.

The man  carries a brief case in his left hand and a bag of groceries in the other. He is tall, stocky and appears strikingly handsome. 

Joseph stands frozen, with eyes ablaze, oscillating his vision between the Stranger and his wife.

The Man, without acknowledging Joseph's presence, slowly proceeds in the Mary's direction. With his hands stretched out, pulls Mary closer and plants a sensuous kiss on the Virgin's Lips.

Upon observing this, Joseph becomes instantly livid with rage. He forcibly grabs the Man's right shoulder in an effort to seize his attention. The man reacts by shoving the carpenter in his chest, breaking free from the  hold.

He raises his head towards the sky, with eyes lit bright red like those of Ah-nold as the Terminator. He proceeds to recite an incantation; it magically brews a cloud portal, which subsequently spews forth a gang of Angelic minions.

The Man's partners in crime, namely: Gabriel, Jason, Michael, Joshua and for some reason Jodie Foster, (as the character) she played in The Brave one. 

Now, realizing the presence of 5 cohorts at his defense. He confidently makes his way towards the Carpenter. 

Joseph, sensing danger, attempts to strike his  attacker with his fist. The punch is easily deflected by the Man. 

The man responds with a vicious elbow strike in a similar fashion as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's People's Elbow.

The Carpenter's nose is instantly crushed upon impact. He bleeds profusely, appears dazed and shields his face in an effort to avoid subsequent hits. 

Within moments, Joseph finds himself completely surrounded by a band of adversaries. Punches and Kicks are exchanged between Joseph and his assailants. The brawl becomes so intense that an animated Big ball of violence (popularly implemented in cartoons from the 80's) ensues and encapsulates the combatants.

As generally expected, it vomits one of the brawlers and upon close inspection reveals a horribly battered Carpenter.

He struggles to make his way to his feet and is pulled by Jason only to slammed into a nearby drum barrel inappropriately placed next to the bathroom door.

For a quick moment, Joseph earnestly fixes his eyes on the  bare-floor. But soon comes to himself realizing  that a Pizza slice, capable of replenishing health and inexplicably stored under a barrel is only a late 80's videogame concept.

Somehow, he also comes to understand that J.J. from Good Times wasn't funny.

During this time, Mary, nonchalantly observes the debacle from her bed mattress. Her heart beckons to intervene but finds herself hypnotically enthralled by a Re-run episode of Sex and the City.

The Men including Jodie Foster continue to beat Joseph. They take turns punching him and forming gang symbols with their fingers in proclamation.

Finally, the horribly beaten Carpenter is carried out of the room by the squad of assailants, upon orders from their wife-robbing leader.

Joseph is left on the dusty floor;  heaving his life away. Fleeting thoughts of regret and desire grasp his mind in a pool of meditation.

He lapses in and out of consciousness and mentally laments on his failed relationship with his wife. He reflects on the fight that just occurred, questions God's existence and ponders  the reason behind making another Terminator sequel.

Moments later he discovers that God is a human being ; took his wife and beat him up.
A few weeks later, Joseph realizes the emasculating implications of the situation with Mary and the Man, however, he welcomes it.

He becomes accustomed with the Stranger's frequent visits, to the extent of awarding him Condoms and Cigarettes as soon as he arrives.
Jodie Foster also stops by occasionally, dressed up in leather. She appears to be a cross between Cher and the Policeman from the Village people .

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