The Greatest things about Gays

#1 Chivalry

Gays have tons of CASH....and love to spend it.  One thing most notably obvious about is their Chivalrous spending habits. 

Gays are known to splurge with ease. Money is never an issue to a homosexual. It's part of their culture to not live a little...but live a Lot; and by that I mean Shopping-sprees at High-end Stores, Fashion Accessories, Sports Cars, Trips to Resorts, Vacation-trips to exotic locations, needless exhibitions of Flamboyance and Cocaine....lots of Cocaine. 

My first roommate was a 40+ yr old Gay Man. He loved life dearly and often partied every night after work. Victor (his name) wouldn't arrive home till the wee hours of the morning; fall asleep for about an hour or two and be off again to work. This was his daily routine but he never looked tired and like most Homosexuals was usually cheerful. 

Being addicted to Crack, Victor suffered frequent visual hallucinations; believing he was under scrutiny by Federal authorities, just as in the case of Russel Crowe's Character in a Beautiful Mind. 

Victor was really generous and even sometimes...too generous. First of all, he charged a lowly $250 dollars as Monthly rent for the Room I sheltered in. Rooms-for-rent in New York City in 2005 scaled from $800 to $1,200, depending on the part of the City you were renting from. To have to pay such an affordable amount for housing in any part of New York usually required the willingness to perform services on the part of the Rentee....wink! wink!. 

Most spaces listed on Craigslist.org with affordable prices, were geared towards women. Some of these Landlords would provide specific details of sexual favors in exchange for subsidized or discounted rent. 

These were devious acts issued by these unscrupulous weirdo-Landlords who found no shame in taking advantage of the direly Financial situations of some unfortunate Women. 

Come to think of it...I wonder if anyone signed up for that sort of thing?

Victor never requested nor expected any favors in return for the discount. He was just aa warm-hearted individual, who grew up in a home that was prejudice towards his sexuality, constantly persecuted him and left him emotionally scarred in that process.

However, he grew up to be a rather Skinny individual with a huge heart. He was kind enough to hook me up with invitations to the City's biggest parties and often share his meals with me.

If it wasn't for Vicktor, I would have probably been a College drop-out by now, because I couldn't make ends meet whilst in School, taking care of my daughter and myself.